Hitler jokes

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In little knotsies

Why does Hitler like acetone?

It's a Polish Remover

Why did Hitler fail as an artist?

He refused to mix colors.

Have you heard of the sexual maneuver called the "Reverse Hitler"?

It's where you ejaculate inside of an anus. i.e. create 6 million lives in a gas chamber.

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. Soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man : “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

Man responds: “Of course i was thinking about Hitler!”;

Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says: “Who were YOU thinking about?”.

Hitler walks into a restaurant...

Adolf walks in to a restaurant and states, "I'm hungry!"

The owner asks, "Well, what do you want to eat?"

Hitler replies with, "As long as it's *not-sea*food, I'm sure I'll love it!"

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

Because he saw the gas bill

Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors.

Because they were Veteran Aryans.

What is the difference between Hitler and Seabiscuit?

Seabiscuit could finish a race.

Why did Hitler storm off the golf course?

He quit after one shot in the bunker.

What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

Mein Kraft

An Atheist...

Walks up to the Pearly Gates. God says, "I will let you in if you can make me laugh."

The Atheist asks, "who is the greatest Jewish baker of all time? Hitler. He made over 60,000 Jews toast."

God looks at him and says, "A holocaust joke? That is not really funny."

The atheist replied, "Eh, I guess you should have been there."

What's the difference between Trump and Hitler?

Hitler had the decency to kill himself after he lost.

I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein.

It was the grater of two evils.

Why doesn't Hitler ever get invited to a BBQ?

He keeps burning the Franks