ID jokes

My brother David had his ID stolen

Now he's just Dav

Why did Soviet policemen always walk around in groups of three?

One could read, and was needed to read ID documents in case of an arrest.

One could write, and was needed to write down the names for punishment.

The third one was needed to keep an eye on these two dangerous intellectuals.

For a good time go bowling

A woman was having sex with her husbands best friend when her phone rang and her husband's name appeared on the ID. As she answered the call, her lover jumped out of bed and began to dress in a hurry. "relax" she said after she hung up the phone. He was just calling to tell me that he'd be home late because he's out bowling with you.

A redneck is pulled over by a policeman...

Policeman: Got any ID?

Redneck: About what?

An ego and a superego walk into a bar.

The bartender says “I’ll have to see some id”.