IKEA jokes

Going into my son's room is the same as going to Ikea

You go in just to see what's new and come out with 10 plates 3 cups and a pair of socks.

Several thousand letters were just delivered to me

That's the last time I order a fucking dictionary from IKEA.

IKEA Lesbian beds

Now on sale at IKEA –Lesbian beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove.

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

I don't know why the beautiful attendant at IKEA reported me to the police

All I asked was, "How much for one night stand?"