IKEA jokes

Room

Room

Going into my son's room is the same as going to Ikea

You go in just to see what's new and come out with 10 plates 3 cups and a pair of socks.

Letter

Letter

Several thousand letters were just delivered to me

That's the last time I order a fucking dictionary from IKEA.

Bed

Bed

IKEA Lesbian beds

Now on sale at IKEA –Lesbian beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove.

Thor

Thor

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

Attendant

Attendant

I don't know why the beautiful attendant at IKEA reported me to the police

All I asked was, "How much for one night stand?"