Invisibility jokes

Why did the blond girl became the Invisible Woman?

Because she has to be dense enough for light to bend around her

Secret

Secret

They all laughed when I told them that I would discover the secrets of invisibility

If only they could see me now

Child

Child

As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero...

The Invisible man!

Church

Church

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Doctor

Doctor

Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible.

Well, tell him I can't see him right now.

Superman is flying around the city, feeling horny as hell.

He suddenly spots Wonder Woman lying naked on top of a building with her legs spread apart.

He thinks, “This is my chance!” and swoops down faster than a speeding bullet, fucks her deep and hard and is gone in the blink of an eye.

Wonder Woman sits up and says, “What the hell was that?”

The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, “I have no idea but my fucking asshole hurts like hell!”

Superman is flying around the world when he sees WonderWoman tanning on the beach....

He notices that she's naked and spread eagle and has a thought.

Superman: I bet I could fly down there and have sex with her and fly away before she even knew it. So like a depraved bastard he does exactly that and hears a conversation as he flies away.

Wonderwoman: Did you feel that strong gust of wind just now?

Invisible Man: Yeah, and on top of that my ass is killing me.

Brother

Brother

My brother wanted to share his original joke with you guys so here we go...

You guys wanna see my invisible jet, well you can’t

Wonder Woman

Superman and Flash are on the roof of a tall building, and they see Wonder Woman, naked, with her legs wide open, on the roof of the building next door.

Flash says to Superman, "I bet I could run over to her, have sex with her, and run off before she notices me." Superman agrees, and Flash runs over, has rough and fast sex with her, and runs off.

Wonder Woman feels a breeze and goes, "What the hell was that?" and the Invisible Man goes, "I don't know, but damn does my ass hurt."

Class

Class

Welcome to invisibility class.

I’m pretty disappointed to see so many of you.

Superman was flying over a city NSFW

And he sees Wonderwoman laying naked on a rooftop patio in the sun. He swoops down and before she knows it, he rails her and flies off. "What was that?" she cries. The invisible man says "I dunno, but my asshole sure hurts."

Dad

Dad

My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today

He's had the costume on for the last 20 years

Power

Power

If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"