ISIS jokes

What’s the difference between a children’s hospital and an ISIS training camp?

I dunno, I just fly the drones

I saw an ISIS video, and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

What Makes ISIS Spread Faster Than The Internet?

An Airstrike.

What's the shortest organ in a goat?

An ISIS member's dick.

How is global warming reducing terrorism?

The ISIS melting.