Internet jokes

For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs.

Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.

Kim Kardashians ass did not break the internet

It just left a big CRACK in it...

I was curious what my parents did for fun before the internet...

I asked my 23 siblings and they didn’t know either.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir,

We have terminated your internet service due to illegal copyright violation practices.

Sincerely,

Your ISP

Communists jokes on internet aren't memes

They're ourours

Aliens are probably monitoring our media.

98% of the internet is porn. Maybe they're not giving us anal probes. They're just trying to speak our language.

An undertaker says to a bereaved husband

‘When did you realise your wife was dead?’ ‘Well,’ he replies, ‘the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...’

from Internet.

What Makes ISIS Spread Faster Than The Internet?

An Airstrike.

Opinions are like assholes

I'm going to spread mine all over the internet.