Japanese jokes

A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?"

"I am not Master Ayumu."

A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation...

Before long they're arguing...

Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."

Chinese man: "For what?"

Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"

Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

Jewish man: "eh, Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"

Chinese man: "Well, you kow what? I hate you."

Jewish man: "For what?!?"

Chinese man: "The Titanic!"

Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Tatanic!"

Chinese man: "eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food

Sushi left me

I got a new book about Japanese sex toy vending machines.

It's by Dick D. Spencer

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?

Konichihuahua

Ohayo means "good morning" in Japanese

And that is the most interesting thing about Ohio.

I broke up with a Japanese girl last week...

It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.

It's not surprising that the Japanese have adopted so much of American culture.

The first American product they tested blew everyone away.