Joke jokes

Orion's belt is a huge waist of space.

Terrible joke. 3 stars.

What happens when you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

I came up with this joke during lunch break: What do you call a jewish obstacle course?

Shlalom

What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline?

An anti-climactic climatic joke.

If a co worker is sick, is it considered a staff infection?

I really just came up with this joke all by myself, this is a big moment for me.

Joke told in the Soviet Union

(For context only 1/7 Soviets owned a car, and once you paid up front there was a 10 year wait to get one)

A man walks into the car store wanting to buy a car. He pays the man at the counter and the man at the counter says “Alright, just come back in 10 years to pick one up.” The man replies “Morning or afternoon?” The dealer says “Well, 10 years from now what difference does it make?” The man replies “Well, the plumbers coming over in the morning.”

All the periodic jokes Argon?

I don't Zinc so.

COVID jokes aren't funny

They're downright tasteless.

Everyday I tell the wife I’m gonna do a few miles around the neighborhood for exercise. And I never do lol.

It’s a running joke I have

Randomly came up with this joke laying in bed one night - What do you call a bald eagle with the flu that migrates from Mexico to the US?

An ill eagle immigrant...

You know what jokes are trendy these days ?

Inside jokes.

My friends won’t stop teasing me for giving up in a marathon after only 1 mile

I’ve become a running joke

It's too early for hurricane jokes

wait for everything to blow over first.

Dad Joke

Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance

Son: You are........ an ambulance

Dad: Proud of you son.

Romania: Hey Hungary!

Romania: Wanna hear a joke?

Hungary: Sure!

Romania: Transilvania.

Hungary: I don't get it.

Romania: You will never get it.

My favourite joke ever

So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger". The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?" "Its dead", the midwife says.

I was going to post a Michael Brown joke..

..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down.

A man walks into a bar, takes a seat, and asks the bartender if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar, and I'm blonde. So, do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "Forget that! I ain't explaining the joke four times."

Oooooh BURN!

Him : Hey, girl ... Wanna hear a joke about my dick ... Oh wait nevermind, it is too long.

(\*looks at his friends thinking he did a solid pick-up line\*)

Her : Let me tell you a joke about my pussy ... Oops nevermind, you won't get it.

I tried making a joke about self isolation...

But I couldn’t come close