Keeper jokes

A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger.

The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.

So I met this really nice girl at the zoo!

She was a keeper.

I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

There she was in her uniform – straightaway I knew she was a keeper.

I was fired from my job as a Zoo Keeper after all the animals died

In my defence, all the signs did say "Don't feed the animals"

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

**The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity**