So a man is walking a penguin down the street on a lead. A policeman sees him and stops the man.
The policeman says, "what are you doing?! Take that penguin to the zoo!"
A week later, the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.
He says, "hey, I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
The man replies: "I did! He loved it! We're going to the theme park tomorrow!"
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog....
It's a Shitzu
So I met this really nice girl at the zoo!
She was a keeper.
What do you get when you mix human DNA with animal DNA?
Kicked out of the zoo.
Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo?
He hates ill eagles.
Horror at the zoo
A man is at the zoo with his family. Suddenly a flustered employee comes up and says
*Sir, sir! There's been a terrible accident!*
The man responds, *What happened?*
*Your mother-in-law fell into the alligator pool!*
The man, supremely calm, says to the worker, *Not my problem! You try to save those alligators.*
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today and as we were walking around, he screeched, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, because everybody was looking at us...
“What did you just call it?!” I cried.
“It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture! Look!” he shouted, pointing excitedly.
And so it did...A F R I C A N Elephant.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.
There she was in her uniform – straightaway I knew she was a keeper.
I was fired from my job as a Zoo Keeper after all the animals died
In my defence, all the signs did say "Don't feed the animals"
I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog
It was a shih tzu
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
**The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity**
I got a new job at the zoo, circumcising elephants.
The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous.