Lsd

Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD"

Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

I asked my 5 year old daughter what she wanted for her birthday?

She said, she wanted unicorns,fairies and rainbows.

LSD it is then.

I watched a documentary on LSD the other day.

I think all documentaries should be watched that way.

I was given LSD and MDMA tonight

What a shit start to a game of Scrabble!!

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

My doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation.

I thought he was crazy until I saw a dragon on the way home and shit myself.