Mime

Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school...

...never to be heard from again.

The Masturbating Mime

Police in Paris have finally caught the elusive mime known for masturbating in public and harassing tourists. In a statement, Police Chief claims "he came quietly"

I was kidnapped by mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

“Son I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime”

Son: “Why was it something I said?”

Dad: “Yes.”

A friend of mine was sexually assaulted by a gang of mime artists last night...

They did unspeakable things to him.