Kidnapping jokes

Agent

Agent

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.

Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

Mime

Mime

I was kidnapped by mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

School

School

I saw a kidnapping at school

...so I woke him up.

Place

Place

The most dangerous place in the world is Gunpoint.

I'm always hearing about it in the news, robbed or kidnapped at Gunpoint. Crazy.

Blacksmith

Blacksmith

I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back ...

... he made a bolt for the door.