Moon

The first woman on the Moon...

"Houston, we have a problem."

"What?"

"Never mind."

"What's the problem?"

"Nothing."

"Please tell us?"

"You know what the problem is."

What’s the difference between science and religion?

Science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings.

Why does the Earth make fun of the moon?

Because it has no life

Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours...

So they decided to call it a day

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

So I decided to build a Restaurant on the moon

The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.

The moon landing was obviously fake.

Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.

I’m Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, "Ah well, I guess you had to be there."

Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon

The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...

"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."

How often do I put orange slices in my beer?

Oh, once in a Blue Moon.

They say you can’t get a decent job without education.

But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!