Move jokes

You wanna know why I got kicked out of the library?

I moved all of the women's rights books to the fiction section.

I heard Netflix and Yahoo are merging. They are moving their HQ to Jerusalem.

They'll be known as Net 'n' Yahoo.

Sex is like Chess

Every move you can think of already got a name

Kegals aren't just for women!

It's just that when men do it, it's a dick move.

(First joke I've ever come up with myself, sorry if it sucks.)

(if you could improve or elaborate, feel free )

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U

Cuz you’re blocking the TV

What do you give someone who hasn't moved their muscles in over a year?

A trophy

Boyfriend moving in...

Him: Can I set up a cloning machine in the basement?

Me: Sure, make yourself at home.