Mugs jokes

Me: "Gee honey, it sure is muggy out today!"

Her: "If I walk outside and all of our mugs are on the front porch, I'm leaving you."

Me: *sips coffee from a bowl*

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...

I really need to wash some mugs.

A snail went to the police station to report that he had been mugged.

He said "I've been robbed by two tortoises"

The desk officer said "Can you describe the incident"

The snail replied "No not really it all happened so fast "

I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago

Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.