Obsession jokes

I wish my girlfriend wasn't so obsessed about her breast size. Even a trip to the car dealership became embarrassing.

She told the guy she wanted something that'll get her from A to B.

My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

But I'm sure it's just a phase.

Why are vampires so obsessed with necks?

Because they were raised by a neck romancer.

I finished with my ex girlfriend due to her obsession with counting.

I wonder what she's up to now.

My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food

Sushi left me

I think my girlfriend is obsessed with scooby doo.

She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.

I just realized that everyone tries to avoid me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

I'm sick and tired of your obsession with walkietalkies, this relationship is over!

This relationship is what? Over.