Onion jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

I cry when I chop up an onion

My sister thinks she's so smart; she said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at her.

When I was a kid...

... our family was very poor. I remember when my dad was cutting onion and our whole family was crying. Poor onion. He was such a good dog.

This one time, I cried, when my dad chopped up Onions.

I loved Onions, she was such a nice, sweet, little puppy