Orphans jokes

Teacher

Teacher

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents.

Orphan

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Explanation

Explanation

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.

Orphan

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile!

Orphan

Orphan

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size.

Flour

Flour

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Orphan

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father.

Orphan

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Orphan

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's or Mother's Day.

Girl

Girl

Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can’t." Girl: "My parents aren’t home ;)" Orphan: "Oh, cool, something we have in common."

Orphan

Orphan

How did the orphan become famous? They said “Go Big or Go Home.”

Orphan

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Orphan

Orphan

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Orphan

Orphan

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Me time.

Orphan

Orphan

What is an orphan’s favorite event?

Homecoming.

Show

Show

What show does an orphan hate? Family Guy.

Flour

Flour

What flour do you give an orphan? Self-raising.

Orphan

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home alone.

Website

Website

I made a website for orphans; unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Orphan

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.