Percent jokes

People

People

99.9% of people are idiots

Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people

Women

Women

Why do jewish women like circumcised penises?

What jew doesn't like 10% off?

World

World

Did you know that 97% of the world is stupid?

Luckily im in the other 5%

Shots

Shots

You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don’t take.

-Alec Baldwin.