Poker

I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc...

They'll have to go outside for craps though.

My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.

So I folded.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.

A doctor gets a phone call from a colleague while having dinner home with his wife

"We need a 4th for poker"

"I'll be right over" says the doctor.

"Is it serious?" His wife asks when she notices him quickly putting on his coat.

"Oh yes.. there are 3 other doctors there already."