Pot jokes

How do you cook alligator meat?

In a croc pot!

I found a pot of gold today...

Au yeah

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

If you masturbate after smoking pot...

Is it high-jacking or weed-whacking?

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

"It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

My neighbor just got arrested for growing pot plants

I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today

Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint.

Harry can’t tell the difference between his potion brewing pot and his best friend...

They are both cauldron.