Rare jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Why are transgender people rarely seen with their children?

Because they're transparent.

I have my steaks like I have sex!

Very rare.

" doctor I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."

" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome." " is it rare?" " it's not unusual."

Have you noticed how you rarely see Delorian's on the road anymore?

Apparently their owners only drive them from Time to Time.

How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning?

Medium rare.

I’ve been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80’s bands

There is no cure

I totally understand how batteries feel...

because I'm rarely ever included in things either