Battery

What do you call the game Operation without the batteries?

Autopsy

I just gave away all my dead batteries

Free of charge

The cost of living has now become so expensive.....

....that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries.

Police arrested two kids yesterday

one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.

A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar..

The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."

After Generation Z, the next generation should be called generation AA

It would fit even better because they will be the generation to grow up with batteries inside everything.

What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girl's butt hole?

You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're gonna give it a lick.

What happenes when you beat up an electrician?

You get charged with battery

I totally understand how batteries feel...

because I'm rarely ever included in things either

I can sympathise with batteries.

I am never included in anything either

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year