Salt jokes

What is a chef's favorite gun?

A-salt-rifle

I'll show myself out

There's an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can

Don't open it, it's spam

My wife said my stew was too salty, was far too watery and left her with a strange metallic after taste.

Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.

Why does everyone add salt to their meals?

It’s sodium goooood

Why do slugs carry pepper spray when they go out late at night?

To protect themselves from a salt

Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!

Police officer: That's a salt!

Women are like the salt of my life

They raise my blood pressure