Shave

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts

I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC

When I was young, I was courageous enough to shave my privates with a straight razor.

I don’t have the balls to do that anymore.

The people you meet as a firefighter are really weird sometimes.

I met this woman today who kept demanding I shave her baby.

A man driving down a winding country lane noticed two people on the road.

They were wearing robes and sandals, had shaved heads and holding up signs.

One sign read "The End is Near!"

The other sign read "Change Before it's Too Late!"

He slowed the car and rolled down the window. "Get lost you religious nuts!" He yelled.

He sped off round the corner. There was a squeal of brakes and a loud splash.

One of the sign- holders turned to the other and said "Maybe we should simply write 'warning: bridge ahead closed'"

They say when you shave it grows back thicker.

Can't wait to see my new cock.

How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl-Esh.

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night, and she said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your haircut, you’d look alright.” I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”