Solid jokes

Oooooh BURN!

Him : Hey, girl ... Wanna hear a joke about my dick ... Oh wait nevermind, it is too long.

(\*looks at his friends thinking he did a solid pick-up line\*)

Her : Let me tell you a joke about my pussy ... Oops nevermind, you won't get it.

In 2022, I will avoid food that gives me diarrhea.

It's a solid plan.

There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and

Black lives

President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states.

Solid, liquid and gas.