Steve jokes

PETA should respect Steve Irwin by eating him and using all his parts, not letting anything go to waste.

That's how my uncle, a hunter, explains "respect" anyway.

Genie: What is your first wish?

Steve: I want to be rich. Genie: Wish granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want a lot of money.

Why did Steve Jobs die?

Because Apple kept the doctors away.

Why can't you compare Donald Trump with Steve Jobs

That'll be like comparing apples and oranges

NSFW, what do you call phone sex on an iPhone?

A Steve job.

My boss really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick...

Mostly because his name is Steve...

Steve Irwin died as he lived.

With animals in his heart.

I tried to submit a patent for a gold-plated, Bluetooth-ready butt plug, but Steve Jobs beat me to it.

It turns out he's already making overpriced toys for assholes!