Vaccine jokes

Unvaccinated kids have been found to have lower IQ's than vaccinated children.

Can't blame them, their parents are dumb as fuck.

Vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism

Because they're still alive.

Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has refused to take the Coronavirus vaccines

He's now known as Novax Djokovic

"I'm not throwing away my shot"

Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.

Release the vaccine in vape form.

I promise you no one will ask what’s in it at that point.

This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"

Alas, swine flu.

“Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That’s because I’ve laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.”

“Joke’s on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.”

Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash.

Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!

Just got my vaccine, but they stuck the needle in my leg.

I spent the following day thinking “my Pfizer killing me”