Yesterday jokes

Yesterday my crush told me that “I was like a brother to her” I was sad at first then I remember

She was from Alabama

I was sitting on a train yesterday and saw this stunningly beautiful Thai girl.

I thought to myself, “Please don’t get an erection, Please don’t get an erection”. But she did.

My sisters and I met yesterday to discuss whether or not to bury or cremate our mother..

We couldn’t come to a decision between the two so we are letting her live for now.