South

I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself?

Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day?

Too hard on the mule.

The Delta Variant is burning through the South so quickly

They should call it the Sherman Variant

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this...'

Why is the South the best place to hide in case of zombie takeover?

Southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.

What do you call a hippie's wife from the South?

Mississippi

A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.

He is the seoul breadwinner

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

A southern girl and a northern girl meet.

A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?"

The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"