69 jokes

Friend: I got kicked out of math class today.

Me: Why? Friend: Turns out mouthwash doesn't come after 69.

I've got 69 problems.

My girlfriend is a midget.

Why cant miss piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

The sex position 69 will now be called 96

This is due to inflation, the cost of eating out increased.

What's the speed limit of sex?

68 – at 69 you have to turn around.

Tim, the 68-year old virgin died yesterday.

He never got to 69.

I asked my girlfriend to 69

She sighed and said, “how bout instead we 9p?”

I got really excited- “I’ve never done that before! How does it work?”

“Well, you lay that way, I lay this way, and then we go the fuck to sleep”

What's the grossest number?

6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do 34.5

She asked "what's that?"

I said "it's like 69 but you do all the work"