Virgin jokes

What if I tell you there is a way to stop all the kids in the school making fun of you because you are still a virgin?

Just start giving them bad grades.

Suicide Bomber

They said, "If you blow up the building, you'll get 72 virgins when you go to heaven!" I said, "How about I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

There’s no such thing as a virgin bird.

They’ve all been laid at least once.

A man found a genie lamp

When the rubbed it the genie came out and stated the rules.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish to not die a virgin

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality

Lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome

I wanted my first time to be special

My wife said if this post gets 100 upvotes, she’ll lose her anal virginity tonight.

Please don’t upvote, she’s on a business trip until next week.

Tim, the 68-year old virgin died yesterday.

He never got to 69.

You don't need to die as a muslim to get 72 virgins

Just be a catholic priest

What do fortnite players and olive oil have in common?

They’re both extra virgin

Do you know on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary and on the Virgin Islands

same thing not one canary

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."