DNA

Why can't they make CSI: Alabama?

Because all the DNA is the same

Redneck murders are hard to solve.

Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with animal DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.

Doctor: It appears that your DNA is backwards

Patient: And?

A frog took a DNA test

The results said he was 20% British, 30% French and a tad Pole.

Why are no murders solved in West Virginia?

Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.

What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

After 10years a wife started to think their child looks kinda strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out.

The husband replied, you don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him so I went inside got a clean one and left the dirty one there.