A Priest needs to go to the bathroom and asks for a Nun to hear the confessions for a while
A Priest needs to go to the bathroom and asks for a Nun to hear the confessions while he is out. The first person to arrive it's a gorgeous woman, who says:
-Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I had anal sex with some random guy in a bar.
The nun, shocked doesn't know what Penance to give to the Lady, but an altar boy was passing by so she asks him:
-What does the Priest give to people for anal sex?
-Usually a hamburger and a coke.
Two guys sit at a bar. One tells the other: I opened a brothel, a blowjob is 25$ and anal is 50$.
The other guy asks: And how much is normal?
The guy replies: I don’t know, I don’t have employees.
A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts
I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC
A woman asks her doctor if she can get pregnant from anal sex
He answers, "Sure. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That's the best I've done so far.
My wife said if this post gets 100 upvotes, she’ll lose her anal virginity tonight.
Please don’t upvote, she’s on a business trip until next week.
ME: When's the right time to ask a girl for anal?
INTERVIEWER: I meant; do you have any questions about the job.
Your mama so ugly
Her blowjobs count as anal
How is your first car like anal?
You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway.
Aliens are probably monitoring our media.
98% of the internet is porn. Maybe they're not giving us anal probes. They're just trying to speak our language.
Oral sex makes your whole night
Anal sex makes your hole weak
I was having anal sex with my girlfriend. Her father suddenly slammed the door open and started screaming at her. "Dad, I'm sorry!", she said. The father turned to me and, from the top of his lungs, he started screaming: "Are you fucking sorry?"
