Arrest jokes

My neighbor just got arrested for growing pot plants

I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was.

My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.

After a short trial, I was found not guilty.

I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician.

I was just sat there doing nothing.

She dimmed the lights. She leaned in. She looked straight into my eyes.

I kissed her.

And now I am arrested by the police for misbehaving with the optician.

What did Tommy get when his birthday party was held during the epidemic?

Arrested

Did you hear about the drug dealer's ghost?

He was arrested for *possession.*

A man was arrested for telling a joke which called Vladimir Putin stupid.

He was tried and sentenced to 15 years and 3 months in a work camp.

When asked about the strangely specific sentence, the judge explained that he gave 3 months for insulting the president, and 15 years for divulging state secrets.

I got arrested while jamming on my guitar..

Apparently, I was fingering A Minor.