Drug dealer

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah’s Witness so he wouldn’t arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I was asked " why did you marry a drug dealer"

Because my parents told me to marry someone with substance.

I just passed my drug test

my dealer has some explaining to do

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can sell the same crack over and over.

Did you hear about the drug dealer's ghost?

He was arrested for *possession.*

Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again....

To Generiquai and everybody reading this, I would just like you to know I obviously didn't make this up. Just remembered it from a few years back and thought it was funny. Whoever made it up I give you all the credit. Thanks for checking it out!