Battery jokes

Autopsy

Autopsy

What do you call the game Operation without the batteries?

Autopsy

Charge

Charge

I just gave away all my dead batteries

Free of charge

Cost

Cost

The cost of living has now become so expensive.....

....that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries.

Police

Police

Police arrested two kids yesterday

one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.

Bra

Bra

A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar..

The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."

Generation

Generation

After Generation Z, the next generation should be called generation AA

It would fit even better because they will be the generation to grow up with batteries inside everything.

Girl

Girl

What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girl's butt hole?

You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're gonna give it a lick.

Electrician

Electrician

What happenes when you beat up an electrician?

You get charged with battery

Thing

Thing

I totally understand how batteries feel...

because I'm rarely ever included in things either

Batteries

Batteries

I can sympathise with batteries.

I am never included in anything either

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year