Biden jokes

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Support

two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”.

God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232”.

After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, “This goes higher up than we thought”.

Joke

Joke

A political joke for both sides:

Joe Biden has forgotten more about governing than Trump ever learned.

Difference

Difference

What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?

When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.

When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden

Joe Biden recently said his kid's won't have offices in the white house.

Mainly because he also won't have an office in the white house.

Trump

Trump

Trump actually attended Biden's inauguration

He was the crying baby you heard right before Biden took his oath

Water

Water

President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states.

Solid, liquid and gas.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden

If Joe Biden’s wife is called the first lady, what do we call his mother?

Joe mama.

President

President

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".

Mistake

Mistake

If Biden unfucks any more of Trump's mistakes any faster...

There'll be no Ivanka and Jr. by Sunday.

Election

Election

If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States

If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States

This is not a political post, I just want to travel