For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him.
When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill.
Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say black paint
You have to say
Leroy, please paint that wall
Black man kills conservative politician!
The final Fox News spin on Osama's death.
The Parrot Says ...
A black guy walks into a bar with a magnificent looking parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, that's awesome, where'd ya' get that thing?" And the parrot says: "Africa."
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a black man?
A refrigerator doesn’t get shot for running
What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman?
Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?
What's black and doesn't work?
Decaf coffee
What do you call a black guy in outer space?
An astronaut you racist bastard.
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that once.
What weighs more, black or gray?
Black does. Gray is a little lighter.
Was walking home the other night and noticed a black guy carrying a TV. Looked just like mine...
So, in fear it had been stolen, I ran home to check. To my relief, mine was still there, polishing my shoes.
A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England calls room service and asks for some pepper...
"What kind of pepper would you like, sir? Black pepper, white pepper, red pepper?" asked the manager.
He replied, "Toilette pepper!"
Where is my wife
A young man and an old man bumped shopping carts at the grocery store. Young man: I am sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking for my wife. Old man : Sorry. I was also looking for my wife. Young man: Well maybe we can look together. My wife is 24. She is 5'2". She has short black hair. She is wearing a pink tube top and blue Jeans. What does your wife look like? Old man: It doesn't matter. Lets look for yours.
Luke cage
In marvels luke cage everyone thinks that luke has super powers because he's bullet proof.
But bullet proof black people isn't a super power it's straight up evolution.
What did the Alabama sherriff say about the black guy with 17 bullet holes in his back?
He said it was the worse case of suicide he’s ever seen
A Jewish Black kid walks up to his dad and asks if he is more Black than Jewish.
"Why son?" The dad asks. "Because there is a kid at school selling his bike for $50 and I was wondering if I should talk him down to $30 or just steal it."
A new study found
that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..