a man goes to confess after 25 years
So the man walks into the confession booth for the first time in his adult life, having nothing but bad memories about it from when he was a child.
So he opens the door, sits down and notices a couple of playboy nude calenders on the wall, a bottle of whiskey in the corner and a nice box of cigars next to it, and he thinks to himself "Wow, this place has really improved over the years"
But then the Father opens the door and yells "Get out! that's my booth!"
What is brown and sticky?
My Beyoncé calendar
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have Father's or Mother's Day.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off
What happened to the 2 guys that stole a calendar?
They got 6 months each.
Sunday: Greg. Monday: Ian. Tuesday: Greg. Wednesday: Ian. Thursday: Greg. Friday: Ian. Saturday: Greg
So this is how the Gregorian calendar was created.
2020 has a new calendar out
January
February
Lockdown
December
Whats the difference between Me and a Calendar ?
a Calendar has dates.
