China jokes

There is freedom of speech in china

but there is no freedom after speech.

I think weekends are made in China

They don't last very long, and they take forever to arrive.

Everyone says that China doesn't have any freedom of speech. That's obviously untrue.

In the United States, you can go up to the White House and shout "Down with America!", and you won't be punished for it.

Similarly, in China, you can go up to the Communist Party Headquarters and shout "Down with America!", and you won't be punished for it.

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Wanted to update an oldie but goodie to modern times.

Break ups are the worst in China...

You see her face everywhere.

All countries eventually got coronavirus

But China got it right off the bat.

Apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in China

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

This one is a little bit political,I hope that doesn’t break any rules

Taiwan:I am China

China:No I am China

Taiwan:Ok then I am Taiwan

China:No you are China

I once went on a business trip to china, while there I ordered myself a prostitute. Half way though she was screaming in delight “meee how” meeee hooow” and I thought to myself “she’s loving this”

Just the next day out golfing with a few clients when I hit a ball from the edge of the green to roll on the hole perfectly, of course I couldn’t speak mandarin so I screamed the only happy words I knew “Mee how” “meeeeehow”, whilst celebration one of my colleges comes over and says “no you’ve got the right hole”

I’m convinced COVID couldn’t have come from China...

Nothing from China lasts 2 years

In America police dogs are K9

In China they are E10.

What's all the fuss about Donald Trump's Russian Ties?

I know for a fact that all his Ties are made in China.