Clown jokes

If attacked by a gang of clowns...

go for the juggler.

Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Of course you haven't.

A clown, a politian and a sex offender walks into a bar.

He orders a drink.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you clown!"

what stops a clown from laughing

a bullet

Two clowns were eating a cannibal

One turns to the other and asks “did I start the joke wrong?”

If the bigger your shoes, the bigger your dick, and the bigger your car, the smaller your dick...

...then no wonder so many people are afraid of clowns.

I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As we were walking around,she started crying and getting very cranky,so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered around,she sobbed "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me...

I thought it was a nice jester...

A guy took his small daughter with him to work one day...

After he introduced all the other employees to her she began to cry. He asked her what the matter was and she said, "You told Mom that you work with a bunch of clowns. Where are they?"