Cannibal

Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward?

His doctor told him to eat more vegetables.

What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?

The cold Shoulder.

What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend

Flush

I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Short and sweet cannibal joke

Did you know cannibals don’t exist anymore... I ate the last one yesterday

Two clowns were eating a cannibal

One turns to the other and asks “did I start the joke wrong?”

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass.

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.