Fight jokes

My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex.

Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer.

How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people?

You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”

A McDonald's grill operator starts kicking off about being underpaid.

He begins to beat the shit out of the other staff. The police arrive and he kicks their ass. The FBI turn up and he whips their butt too. The CIA, the military, even the U.S. Navy SEALs can't stop the guy.

The manager thinks for a moment, then pushes another grill operator into the fray who swiftly takes out the angry cook!

Everyone looks at the manager, who just shrugs and says, "guess you've just gotta fight fryer with fryer".

What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common?

Blood on your stool

I witnessed my shoelaces fight today...

It was a tie...

19 and 20 had a fight

21

Just saw a sheep fight a cow

Looks like they were in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

There was a fight in a fish and chip shop!

Two fish got battered ;).

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.