A joke is like a frog
When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
Why cant miss piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
A frog took a DNA test
The results said he was 20% British, 30% French and a tad Pole.
A frog goes into McDonald's and orderes a cheeseburger
The cashier looks at the frog and asks him: would you like flies with that sir?
First dirty joke an adult ever told me, what's yours?
A pelican spots a frog in a marsh and swallows him whole. The pelican flies off and reaches a great height. Suddenly the frog pokes his head out of the pelicans butt and yells out to the pelican "Hey,how high are we right now?", the pelican replies "About 100 meters.", to which the frog nervously replies "Are you shitting me?"
What does a perverted frog say ?
Rubbit