Gender jokes

If I had a dollar for every gender

I’d have 2 dollars and a pocket full of counterfeits.

Genders are like the twin towers now

There used to be two and now we don’t talk about it

Why is every gender equality officer female?

Because it's cheaper.

The world’s biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945

When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy

Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

Gender roles are changing. Nowadays some women get mad when you hold a car door open.

Particularly the ones on bikes.

Got in trouble at a gender reveal party today

Apparently pulling my pants down is not what they had in mind.

Wife asked me what am I doing

Me: Killing Mosquitos Wife: How many have you killed?

Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male Wife: How did you know their gender?

Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet

Doesn't the "B" in LGBT

... imply there are only 2 genders?

I went to a gender reveal party.

It wasn't quite what I thought it would be.

My host told me to put my pants back on and get the hell out of there.

I’m all for gender fluidity. In fact, I sexually identify as a Non-Newtonian Fluid.

I’m flaccid and slippery most of the time, but getting slapped makes me hard.