Hipster

How did the hipster burn his lips?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

How did the hipster drown?

He ice-skated before it was cool.

I farted in a room of hipsters

I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream