Hipster jokes

Lip

Lip

How did the hipster burn his lips?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Drown

Drown

How did the hipster drown?

He ice-skated before it was cool.

Room

Room

I farted in a room of hipsters

I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

Mainstream

Mainstream

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream